We have stayed here before- 5 years ago; not much has changed, despite the remodelling!
Our reasons for returning were the weather- UK has been s**te for the last 12 months, and we needed to relax and that last time, it wasn too bad!
You can relax during the week, but Thursday pm through Sunday pm, dont even dream of peace and quiet- it is a resort and families do make the most of it!
And dont make the mistake of thinking that when its busy, the resort might open the advertised water park earlier- it seems to be down to the "discretion" of the staff, which is random to say the least.
Anyway, to be objective:
Check in- was swift, but failed to identify or provide the appropriate vouchers for breakfast (identified as an issue on many reviews), and gave out of date "value" pack, which was worthless
Room- no different from 5 years ago, although in the main block this time; Dusting is obviously a long forgotten art here, as is recognition of Diamond HH status- no benefit at all at this hotel
River ranch- facilities good, but maintenance and consistency (water butts/cups etc,) hit and miss; Slim Pickens bar- "you need it more than me budd!" when leaving only $1 after having walked the length of the park, had a single beer poured and charged £5.50 for it! I Dont get the tipping thing when the guy/gal has done F all for it!!
Breakfast- eventually having managed to get our entitled vouchers, we began to regret it!
Food at the Lantana is a complete lucky dip, which fits perfectly with the service!
Dont even worry about the time, just dont think about what is going to turn up- you order white toast, guaranteed its brown; scrambled eggs and bacon appeared as poached and sausages!
One day, not even given a plate- "I thought I'd just put yours on your husbands!"
Another day, seated at a table with no waiter at all taking responsibility for it! Had to coerce a guy to help us to get served!
Lunch- DONT GO to the Hole in the Wall! Food crap, overpriced and thats even before they try to rook you later by adding 50%, which takes days to fight! keep your receipts! Seems that the Cowboys are still around, now just outlaws!
Dinner- didnt take the chance- too risky!
Positives:
The weather is great, the pools are well maintained, and most of the staff are friendly, if not necessarily professional.
Housekeeping staff are patient and thorough, except for dusting! and the Tocasierra gym was excellent, with helpful staff and good facilities.
Cabs- obviously the hotel has a kick back from the cab company they use- its impossible to get a sedan, always an SUV at 10% more, but also more thn the cabs from the Ritz (from Hilton to Biltmore- $25, from Ritz at Biltmore to Hilton- $18!! Dont bother booking- 5 years ago, booked, failed to turn up; Same this time!
Recomendations-
Shop at Basha and enjoy balcony snacks, supported by happy hour snacks from Lantina grill; Go to Elements at the Sanctuary for a good meal- a little pricey but the service and quality dwarf anything near Squaw Peak .
Manager of Lantina- have buffet guests in one area- they need little assistance other than drinks top ups, and have continental breakfast set up so that one person can supervise (if you are that untrusting), but for goodness sake, make sure that people are served within 30 minutes of seating and get the order right!!
Or employ people that like their work!
Sounds like a harsh review! Would we come back- probably not due to the complete lack of understandng of customer service and value, but maybe, because there were a few that made it worthwhile- Felipe, the gardener at the top pool, Sam at front desk, and Patti our housekeeper, the gym staff, and some others whose names we didnt catch- the manager at the water ranch, the guy who checked us in, and our waitress on our first and last days.
Your money, your choice, but for unbeatable sun in Sept, its a no brainer; just get out of the hotel at the weekend when the invasion occurs!!
This review is the subjective opinion of a TripAdvisor member and not of TripAdvisor LLC.